Sexy times

Sunday, April 29, 2007

HOLY. crap

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DIDNT I SAY PETER WENTZ WAS HOT?
DIDNT I SAY?
yeah.
now you cant DISAGREE

-mish
5:33 PM

holy shit? purple house got second

-mish
4:52 PM

Friday, April 27, 2007

bekah is a stealer!

stealllllllll

-mish
11:01 PM

Thursday, April 26, 2007

i have officially decided, that Peter Wentz, is hotly cute .

yay for fall out boy !

-mish
9:53 PM

Sunday, April 22, 2007

its really fustrating days like this that make me want to strangle cats, and i like cats.
i am . back to square one and. thanks for fucking things up
gah.

-mish
10:25 PM

When boredom strikes

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
neng neng

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
bai bai
u went offline..
without telling ur nengs.

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
yeah
i went to shower
and eat
solly neng
=(

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~says:
nvm bai~

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
can you 4gif mi

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
i tink i can..
it mite b hard tho

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
if its 2 painful.. nvm lo .. bt im diply truli sowee

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
r u rilly rily rilllllllyyyyyy sowiee?

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
i realli sowie worx >_<
~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~says:
if u rilly rilly sowwieee then mayb i cn 4give ya lolxX

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
hehe.. i so hope ><

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
hehehe~~ okieee ei 4give euuu
pls arr, dun doo it agen

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
lolx.. yeyy !

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
=)))

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
make me happi agen de
(=
lolx ^^*
heheX.. i wan post diz on my blawgz liao
cos you make me happi =)
i wan share wid da world ! ><*

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
ehehex! i makeee euu happiiee ijit?
teeehee!
euu make mee happiee too orhxx!

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
hehex
ya ! you mak my hart go thamp thamp liao ! it beatz 4 u ..

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
waa! i din kno i is so impOtant 2 euuu

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~says:
orf course u iz important ! you arr da 1 4 me.. lols

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
teeeheee! i sO happiee now euu no?
eii really LURBE euu!

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
lols. aniwaes.. i hate sum1

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
huu doo euu hate?
is it me?
omg its me isnt it.

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
diz gurl
she cb so ugly lar
her face look lyk kena hit by bus
actualli, YAR IS YOU
I HATE EUU

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
OWWWMAAAAGAWWWWWWD!!1
i rilly rilly hurt liaw!
i cnt blif u wud say smtink liddat to me!

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
EUU BETTER BELIV lar
mani mani ppl dun like euu
u tink u so popular meh?
tink you pwincezz?

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
WAD did i dO?

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
exist lar
who ask euu go born ?

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
i tink i m pwincess ler
nt my fault WAD
cb arr u
a lot of ppl dun like euu too euu kno
dun tink u veli popoolar okie? klah u bitsh!
i bwing my gang den u know arr

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
com la.. bring ur GANG
come star cineplex lar.. hit ur head wif fire extinguisher lar ccb ..

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
i piak ur fuglie face den u know lar
ccb
i scratch u with my super long nails okie?
u want or nt?
i just manicure them euu know?
damn sharp and long! u going to get it lar.

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
my gang more power okae

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
my gang more power de la!

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
dun tink euu so power also okae, coz of your disgusting nails
as if i wan your nails to touch me lar .. i get bird flu

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
i got mAny boys back me up

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
waaaaaaaa euu got boiis. tink u veri popular ha
i will tear your rambut frm ur skull

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
euu tink u can tear meh?

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
can.

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
I JUST REBONDED MY HAIR OKIE?

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
Cb your reborne hair lar
my hair already perm
can whip ur face

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
u tink euu very strong ijit?
i stronger lar
i got muscle
everyday ranning in da park arr!

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
i dun tink im strong. i AM strong
i got power
wei. shaddap lar my fader is policeman
will break ur nailz
den euu cry LOLX..

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
my fader is CM ok
dun play play i tell euu

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
Ahhh cbcb dun tok to me animore liaoz, i feel nausious oledi .

~-*Pwincess Louisa*-~ says:
my nails strong de ok

~-*Pwincezz Mish*-~ says:
wadever la

-mish
8:49 PM

Saturday, April 21, 2007

GOODD TIMes.

-mish
9:14 PM

Get out your sunglasses people, because here comes the hottest bitch in the universe (not)
ITS BEKAH !
THE NEXT AMERICAN TOP MODEL !
EVEN THOUGH SHES NOT. AMERICAN !. .

anyway. bekah pretty bekah nice. ILL MAKE A SHORT LIST OF ALL THE THINGS SHE GAVE ME !
- guitar, WOO HOO
- this eyebag thingy LOL its i dunno some gel kinda thing
- uMM HAIR DYE.!
- she bought me a burger once
- she bought me drinks many many many many times
- THESE PRETTY STONES when we were like 12 or 13 or 11 ahahaA
- she offered to give me this bracelet that said sakura. i said no. well i think it was sakura. something along that =.=
- SHE BORROWS ME LOADS OF TEENGS. like Cds. Books. anddd.. yeah. (it really is loads okay =.=)
- two times, she bought me keropok things.
theres more but i cant remember.

ANYWAY.
she is the nicest generousest funkiest and weirdest (and blurrest) person in the whole world (next to me, minus the blur.) and she is funny . she laughs like a vibrator, with asthma.

hey i just noticed my cursor says happy easter. BUT THATS IRREVELANT.

anyway. bekah. she is very very outgoingsy and likes to walk. alot =.= . and by alot i mean alot. lol . her chair likes to stub my toe with itself =_=

she is awesome at playing guitar, almost everytime i go there its like a guitar lesson.
she has the most adorable dogs, Sonya and FUrgus. yeeah. she has funky clothes and accessories and her room is scary when its tidy.

yeah bekahs nice. i like bekah
*throws mosquito ridden apples

-mish
10:02 AM

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

ugh i need to hit something fucking badly

-mish
9:42 PM

Monday, April 16, 2007

wokkkkayyyyy
im not lazy to type anymore
in fact my hands are overflowing with the words coursing through my bloody blood.
SO on saturday i ventured out of my burrow and hopped skipped and jumped to lady rebekah's humble abode.
I never noticed before, but i noticed that there is a bus stop sign outside her house. Therefore, her house is a bus stop AHAHahahahaha... quite funny, quiiite funny.

Anyway.
We screwed around with her guitars (not literally) and i also noticed her guitar smells very strongly of wood, i dunno why. Thenn... we went to tabuan with sexy hairbands and etc and everyone was staring at us, maybe cause we're cool. We ate KFC. bekah bought earrings and earrings and a ring. And we also did a sexy dance to BEYONCE in the shopping centre and then she was filming me being uber sexy until this random ugly dude strode up to us waggling his disgusting hairy finger.

She got raped as well.

"no cameras here" he says *waggles disgusting hairy finger. cb =.=

Thenn we found this super duper sexy pikachu mask which she bought for 2 20 !! assholes.
then her mom came and we went back .

Thenn we chilled and changed into her ultra small dresses (WHICH I CAN FIT, MEANING IM NOT FAT !) and wore our hippy accessories and decided to frolick in the neighbourhood. We went to our special park to ....................... lesbian action (just kidding) and then i felt emo and then i got more blisters because of my goddamn pink slippers =.=
and i nearly stepped in dogshit but bekah saved the day !

See how many plasters i must wear?
yes my feet are man feet

Then EMMA SNAILMAN CAME !! at first when she came i felt awkward bla bla but then she is actualli velli nice leh .
And extremely scary with the motorbike =_=
We rode motorbikes YES YES ! and it was my first time and it was fucking awesome
i am no longer motorbike virgin

after that we ate parstar and there was this mosquito that attacked all the apples and it sucked all the apple juice and emma ate it. (she felt sick later ahah) and then my nose was named lionel =.= . long story.

There was something about optical illusions and dentists but i forgot.

Then we went upstairs and tried to get to watch SAW 2 and it didnt work TO MY SADDEST SADNESSest and so we just randomly sat and they played guitar while i watched completely fascinated how their fingers move so faaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssst..
we then roof chillaged and then bekah wore these ugly butterfly wings ahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh weirdooo

Then we walked to tj at like 3 am and bought drinks and etc and saw this huge ass cockroach. It was bigger than a rat okay i swear to god .
We walked back and we were gonna go see morgan but alas it was past his bed time so he was already asleep =.=

very cool

Then we went back. Emma napped. Me and bekah tried to dye our hair but in the end we somehow just dyed our fingers. =_=
my fingers look like i just used it to dig into my ass
ew.
Emma left at 6 30 ...
i left at 9 something
slept at home until 6 pm =.= woke up, watched a movie and then slept again at 12
ahh yes. Being at bekahs is always maxed out crazy fun like eca's and lodge. yeahwow
yeahh the rest of the pics are in the the other post

my nose it itchy

which reminds me, today in art class, my armpit was so itchy. I asked christy to scratch it for me but she said no . How can anyone say no. like. seriously, that was a once in a lifetime offer christy. nutbagss

got some test papers back today too. IM KINDA SURPRISED I HAVENT GOT A C YET ............... cause i didnt study shit =_= . at all, nada . ANY HOO I NEED TO SHOWER SO I LEAVE YOU WITH THAT THOUGHT IN MIND TO THINK ABOUT. showers. mmm

-mish
4:40 PM

Sunday, April 15, 2007

TODAY !
okay im fucking lazy to type anything so i just uploaded the pictures and LET THEM SPEAK FOR ITSELF OF OUR DAY.

ADVENTURE TIME !

X marks the spot baby

roof chillage

kuching is so damn empty at 3 am

We hug rocks (hippy kids)

this is me.

this, is bekah=.=

gotta. catch em all

COCK- roach
quite funny, quiiiiiiiiiite funny.

inner childhoodness

ew ma gaw

*bzzt*

-mish
4:00 AM

Friday, April 13, 2007

Kids shows i hate.

Mopatops shop.
if i had a kid, and my kid was watching crap like this on tv, id gouge my kid's eyes out. That is all.

ugh *shudders*

The Doodlebops
If youre a nutbag you will like the doodlebops. Everything about them is just sick and wrong. These creepy demons from hell just freak me out like monkeys freak me out. And monkeys reallllllllly creep me out T_T

Like the Wiggles on LSD ....

Teletubbies
Gremlins meet stuffed babies Weird scary shit. What the hell is with the vacuum cleaner that slurps. AND THE SUN. WHATS WITH THE SUN?

Dora the explorer
If you like hyperactive monkeys and talking backpacks then you probably tape your dora the explorer shows too. i hate this show's guts. If Dora is SUCH an explorer why the hell does she keep asking for goddamn help from kids and talking to them like theyre idiots. Plus she garbles on in her stupid Spanish and theyre always saying the same goddamn things. Swiper not swiping ! you did it ! BACKpack BACKpack im the MAP im the MAP - stfu =.=

Yea. her only friends in the world appear to be a monkey, an iguana, a Spanish-speaking squirrel, a talking map and a delusional backpack. Great job

-mish
2:04 PM

Thursday, April 12, 2007

im suddenly into living dead dolls again.

awesome. just. awesome.

-mish
1:05 PM

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

NEW ORLEANS — Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged guard, was charged with being an accessory."

After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."
Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said.

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said."When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff"s office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court. A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

ugh ew, desperate .

-mish
10:24 PM

hi.
this, is me.

This afternoon as i was washing the dishes, i 'accidentally' cut myself with the razor blade that happened to be nearby. As i watched thick, red blood seep out and swirl around in the soapy water i thought of how depressed and suicidal i am. Luckily i didn't cut too deep otherwise i wouldnt be able to post an entry on my myspace and this blog about how i hate life and how most of all, life hates me. Oh and i took pictures of my wound so i could show the world through the internet, what misery and pain it causes my lost, dark soul to walk this wretched earth . Anyway the point of this post is to spread the joy of emoness. This is, How to be an emo kid.

Step one.
First you must know that emo, stands for emotional hardcores. Emo kids, like myself must always remember to cry excessively. If you cant find a reason to cry, moan and complain about your troubles and how everyone is shallow. This is always good. Remember to cry at the times it matters. Cry when you cant find a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Cry when you are so in love in hurts and you cut yourself. Also remember to cry when you think you might get dumped, and you are supposed to think this all the time. Cry because you couldnt go to the my chemical romance concert. Being an emo kid is not an easy path. You must never be seen laughing in public or listening to Avril Lavigne.

Step two.
How to dress. To be a true emo, you must wear the emo. This means you wear tight jeans that make it hard to walk in and tshirts with band names on them or a vintage track jacket. Make sure to choose dark colours that reflect the sorrow of your soul. Always have hair that is black and greasy, a zelda cut (from Sabrina the teenage witch), and have a fringe that preferably slants so it looks like you cut it yourself in the dark in a depressed state of mind. This is to achieve the 'emo' vibe. Sometimes you can have very random chunks of colour in your hair so that your parents can tell you apart from the homeless man across the street. Remember to accessorize. You can have nerdy black framed glasses and lebret piercings.

Step Three
Is your msn name still Princess baby love? Its time to change it. Choose something dark and sinister like xsuicidalxemox or something deep like that . Talk to your non emo friends about being emo, and always say something different so it sounds mysterious. .. because it is. Take pictures of you and your hair at a high angle so only one of your eyes show. If you have Followed through step two and chopped your fringe, you should have no problem. Blur your pictures on photoshop and make them bright so it looks artistic and emo. Talk about photography and road trips alot. Wear eyeliner. Lots and lots of eyeliner.

So thats just the basics of emoness. Im totally hardcore. When i eat MnMs, i only eat the red ones. I dont eat meat, because it'll all go to my ass and with these tight jeans, it really wouldnt work out. Sometimes i develop an eating disorder.

Its also a good idea to hang out with other emo kids and stare at the sidewalk as you listen to despairing brooding songs on your iPod outside popular shops. Remember to fall in love easy and cry alot and it doesnt matter if it smudges your eyeliner. Keep extra razor blades around you.

(from some website)

Eat My Orfice (EMO)

My girlfriend dumped me yesterday
thats alright though cause i now know i'm gay
i cried upon my best friends shoulder
then i realized my dick was as hard as a boulder (really hard!)
he held me close and rubbed my neck
"i feel your pain" he said as he copped a feel of my peck (what the fuck)
I apologize i didnt mean to swear in this song
doesnt matter though cause this music style wont last very long

chorus- our hair is really shaggy
our clothes are never baggy
we all feel really faggy
thats cause were EMO
and we're trendy
all our girls have left us
in our songs we do not cuss
no need to make a big fuss
thats cause were EMO
and we're all crying inside

goddamn emos. =.=

-mish
8:30 PM